Fetus Bachmann Fourth Of July

A painting of Michele Bachmann as a fetus celebrating the Fourth of July holiday -

 

Michele Bachmann, Corn Dog Pancake

A portrayal of Michele Bachmann consuming a pancake as if it were a corndog-

 

Michele Bachmann Christian Breast Shields With Laser Beams

My most recent portrait of Michele Bachmann. I call this painting 'Michele Bachmann Christian Breasts Shields With Laser Beams.'

This painting features a realistic representation of Michele Bachmann's face contrasted against an unrealistic presentation of her bosom, which have crosses for nipples and are shooting laser beams. This contrast represents the dichotomy between Mrs. Bachmann's private life as a Christian versus her own public presentation of her faith. The darker shadows on her face could be mistaken for a five o'clock shadow; this is to accentuate her gender-opposite and untraditional role in promoting the gospel. Her eyes which have been much in the news recently are neutralized in my painting; Michele is instead interacting with the world via the twin orbs of her faith. Her breasts represent the old and new testaments; the laser beams are Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John. The laser beams are just starting to fire; they are in the process of gaining in intensity.

Michele Bachmann Corndog Ichthus

A painting of Michele Bachmann dressed as an ear of corn and sporting a corndog ichthus. This image is meant to evoke the spirit of discovery fondly remembered at the Minnesota State Fair when one exits the crop art display and while walking in alone in twilight beneath the beams of the skycar is momentarily disoriented from too much cheese, humidity, and regret.

Michele Bachmann / John Wayne Gacy - The Spirit Of Waterloo

A painting of serial killer John Wayne Gacy and Michele Bachmann which I call 'The Spirit Of Waterloo'-

Michele Bachmann Pancake On A Stick Painting

A painting of Minnesota MN-6 representative Michele Bachmann with a pancake on a stick upon her head. Painted a few State Fairs ago.



The original artwork for this painting was auctioned off on Ebay; however-it is available as a signed canvas print.

Michele Bachmann Pancake On A Stick - Ebay Art Print

Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes

My Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes painting is ranked very highly in Google GIS under relevant search terms, and is regularly reposted.


The original artwork for this painting has been sold, but it is currently available as a signed canvas print.

Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes - Ebay Art Print