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Friday, September 2, 2011

Michele Bachmann Christian Breasts Ebay Art Auction Painting, Now With Laser Beams

My most recent portrait of Michele Bachmann. I call this painting 'Michele Bachmann Nude.'

Yesterday this painting was removed by Ebay following a complaint ( 'MC999 eBay Listing Removed: Violent Materials (502772535)) but Ebay then agreed that the removal was in error and I was welcome to repost it. So here it is, with the addition of laser beams shooting from Michele's nipples. The laser beams are purely ideological in nature and therefore harmless.

I cautioned Ebay that they would probably receive complaints anew once I reposted this piece, so in order to hopefully defuse any sort of misunderstanding regarding the nature of this work allow me to elucidate upon the intended meaning.

This painting features a realistic representation of Michele Bachmann's face contrasted against an unrealistic presentation of her breasts, which, as previously noted, have crosses for nipples and are shooting laser beams. This contrast represents the dichotomy between Mrs. Bachmann's private life as a Christian versus her own public presentation of her faith. The darker shadows on her face could be mistaken for a five o'clock shadow; this is to accentuate her gender-opposite and untraditional role in promoting the gospel. Her eyes which have been much in the news recently are neutralized in my painting; Michele is instead interacting with the world via the twin orbs of her faith. Her bosom represents the old and new testaments; the laser beams are Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John. As you can see, the laser beams are just starting to fire; they are in the process of gaining in intensity.

Michele Bachmann Nude

I've also posted a new male self nude painting today to Ebay as well.  Most of my subjects are nude, physically or more so.
Michele Bachmann Nude Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Michele Bachmann Corndog Ichthus Christian Art Painting

A painting of U.S. Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann with a corndog ichthus stuck in her head. She is dressed in corn-

Michele Bachmann corndog ichthus christian art

The original artwork for this painting is currently up for auction on Ebay-

Michele Bachmann Corndog Ichthus Christian Painting - Ebay Art Auction

This auction was reposted on my Painter Of Pancakes blog.

Michele Bachmann / John Wayne Gacy - The Spirit Of Waterloo

I call this painting 'The Spirit Of Waterloo.'-

Michele Bachmann John Wayne Gacy, The Spirit Of Waterloo art print

Michele Bachmann / John Wayne Gacy 'The Spirit Of Waterloo' - Ebay Art Print

Friday, July 22, 2011

Michele Bachmann Pancake On A Stick Painting

A painting of Minnesota MN-6 representative Michele Bachmann with a pancake on a stick upon her head. Painted a few State Fairs ago.

a painting of Michele Bachmann with a pancake on a stick upon her head

The original artwork for this painting was auctioned off on Ebay; however-it is available as a signed canvas print.

Michele Bachmann Pancake On A Stick - Ebay Art Print

Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes

My Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes painting is ranked very highly in Google GIS under relevant search terms, and is regularly reposted.
a painting of Michele Bachmann with pancake eyes

The original artwork for this painting has been sold, but it is currently available as a signed canvas print.

Michele Bachmann With Pancake Eyes - Ebay Art Print

Thursday, July 21, 2011

O Taste And See The Goodness of Michele Bachmann

Welcome to my Art Of Bachmann blog, which is dedicated to artwork appreciating current Republican Presidential candidate Michele Marie Bachmann who I believe is destined to become the 45th President of the United States.  Most of the artwork on this site can be purchased either as originals or as canvas prints on Ebay.

I call this painting 'O Taste And See The Goodness Of Michele Bachmann' -

Taste and see how good is Michele Bachmann

The original art for this painting has been sold and is not currently available as a print.